May 2013
Idk if I should be worried by the creepy annoys I’m getting because I take it as being a joke but it might be meant to scare me idk but its making my psychosis flare up. So quit it!
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WhatthefuckwHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT THING IT LOOKED LIKE A HALF DOG HALF HUMAN HALF PIG IT’S HEAD WAS JUST PEERING OVER THE BED IM CRYING WHAT THE EVER-LIVING FUCK WAS THAT
Anonymous asked: I like to poison people with hemlock and drag them into my basement to die. Then I skin them and make a doll out of it to make it look like you (⊙‿⊙✿)
Anonymous asked: DE DERPY DERPY DE DERPITY DERR
Anonymous asked: It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum. And I'm all out of gum.
Anonymous asked: I have a secret fantasy of one day owning your fingernails and slowly ingesting them over a period of twenty years.
sleepybriar asked: /whispers je suis sus ananas
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Hello there giant eyes in the corner I think I just saw. Fuck it all. I need a person. Sweet, gentle, loving person. Angry, murderous, protective person. Someone who wears rough cloth jackets that scrape my skin and thick, tough leather that I can smell whenever I get scared and know it means safety. I need the gentle touch of callused fingertips across my scarred flesh, the tracing of lips on my...
yourheartlines90:
I wish you could see and hear what I do, just for a day, and then still sit there and tell me they are just thoughts and images.
Amen.
when you ship a ship so hard you don’t even care about the smut; you just want a billion page book about their entire lives beginning to end and how their lives are intertwined with one another’s and how beautiful their love is
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Almost a whole month straight of sleeping in the dark with zero lights on after a year and a half. Fucking facing this fear if it kills me. Athena is watching over me as I sleep, I know, so I have nothing to fear in reality. The hallucinations still make me nervous, though…
earthnation:
my heart is full of hate and swag
missabsolutecely:
muffinpines:
beesquid:
normangayden:
muffinpines:
tallfon:
muffinpines:
thecoggler:
muffinpines:
THERES A FRICKIN HOCKEY PLAYER NAMED ANDREW RYAN ARE U KIDDING ME
OMFG
“and now he’s ryan on the cold hard ground”
HE SHOULD BE ON ICE OH MY GOD U PEOPLE ARE KILLING ME
im finished
OH MY GODDDDDDD
and this was how Andrew Ryan was actually killed
Today at work...
Me: Thank you for calling, how can I help you?
Customer: I need to get my subscription changed to my new address and renew for next year.
Me: I'd be happy to help you with that; do you have a CRN?
Customer: Not on me. Can you search by my name?
Me: Certainly. And your name is?
Customer: Mark Pellegrino.
Me: ...Mark Pellegrino?
Customer: Yes.
Me: As in...Mark Pellegrino? Like, Lucifer, Mark Pellegrino?
Customer: *chuckles* Yes, like Mark Pellegrino.
Me: Oh my God. You're Mark Pellegrino.
sleepybriar:
carry-on-my-wayward-butt:
okay but
this is quality humor right here
…
OH I JUST GOT IT AHAHA
IM SO GLAD I WASN’T THE ONLY ONE WHO NOTICED THIS MY FAMILY DIDN’T GET WHY I WAS LAUGHING SO HARD WHEN THIS WAS ON
I'm doing a study and I need your help.
isellsanctuary:
Please, if you’re attracted to guys and would date a guy who has been raped, reblog this.
Alternatively, if you’re attracted to girls and you’d date a girl who has been raped, reblog this.
ONLY IN THESE 2 CASES.
Thank you.
amandasucks:
If you’re a girl and you hit, punch, or physically harm your boyfriend in any way it’s still considered abuse and you’re equally as much of a piece of shit as any guy that hits his girlfriend. Seriously the amount of girls that disagree with this is ridiculous, and they’re all fucking stupid. Sorry not sorry.
Let's make Dean in gym shorts the most reblogged...
“Challenge accepted!” —SPN fandom.
omg this is still going
IT’S A RULE TO REBLOG EVERY TIME IT SHOWS UP ON YOUR DASH.
i’m not even in the supernatural fandom and i’m still going to reblog
lost count of the times i’ve reblogged this
Reblog if you love to write.
Whether it be fanfiction, original stories, drabbles, songs, poems, books, or anything that has to do with creative words, then reblog. Let’s gather all the writers of Tumblr together.
Is there anybody out there?: I don't know if... →
sleepybriar:
But talking to adults is possibly the scariest fucking thing ever. I mean, even with my parents. I want to talk to them sometimes, but I’m worried that they’ll think that what I want to talk about is stupid, or that I’ll tick them off..? Teachers, same. I can say hi just fine. Smile, maybe bounce…
Fucking tell me about it. Being emotionally abused by my dad so much has left...
It’s the middle of May and 80-ish degrees on the norm but still wearing my trenchcoat to school for the rest of finals week for my Dean cosplayer. Hope you’re happy you little shit. At least you only have a jacket.
GUYS GUYS REBLOG THIS POST
ofmiceandautumn:
mrs-paul-mcbitchface:
jojenobrien:
Show Yahoo that we are OKAY with them buying Tumblr as long as they leave the current terms and conditions intact and the enforcement policy.
Aka, the site remains the EXACT same as it was before. Keep Tumblr the same Yahoo and we will stay.
do it guys
Yes please
bedquest:
dear fucking tumblr
this is a fucking bumblebee
this is a fucking bee
this is a fucking hornet
this is a fucking wasp
as you can fucking see the longer their legs are and the less fuzzy they are is equivalent to how fucking evil they fucking are
Tell me if I'm wrong here...
newjewishman:
But I am sick and tired of people telling me that they don’t support my transition. To some it just seems like an event that one willingly partakes in for shits and giggles. I don’t go around telling people I support their gender or color of their skin or who they go to bed with or who they love. Quite frankly as long as you’re not causing someone pain or destroying yourself, I...
strong-sexy-fit:
I hate how when I eat a lot, I feel the need to defend myself. I shouldn’t have to explain myself to people. If I want to eat a lot, I’ll fucking eat a lot. And if you have a problem with it.. I’ll eat you too.
himchanspenus:
Here’s a serious advice. Even the nicest people have their limits. Don’t try to reach that point because the nicest people are also the scariest assholes when they’ve had enough.
makkine:
makkine:
Oh my god this is giving me flashbacks to when Disney announced it was buying club penguin and there was a literal actual penguin protest in front of the clothes shop for like 4 hours straight I love society
